If you don't dig the blues, you got a hole in your soul
.... Albert King
Ya know, were warming up now, I mean
well burn your asses up here in a minute
if youd give us a second.
I guess you kind of noticed ah, we're
kind of like the Allman Brothers. We
take our time in between songs, so play
some pool or fuck around, we'll be back
in 20 minutes, or 20 seconds.
Like Steven Wright said, If you fuck
someones brains out, who would know?
We're gonna play ya some disco
music, Gov't Mule Style.
...Allen Woody 01-20-1995
(right before the encore)
Let us hear ya, ya know?
If not then, fuck ya we're leavin'
You'd better be rasin' some hell
if you want to hear some music.
I mean all kinds of fuckin' hell
We're Gov't Mule, and thanks for comin' out.
Now We'll kick your ass some more, stay right there.
That about does it for that easy listening
shit. Now we are gonna, get on with it.
....Allen Woody 08-23-95
Thanks Folks, we're fuckin' with ya
we're not gonna play no more.
....Allen Woody 08-23-1995
we are collectively know as Gov't Mule and
your out on a Sunday night, a school night,
huh?. Cool, thanks. We'll write notes for
ya, if ya need it. Matt, see Matt after the..
Stain He'll write you a note for your teacher.
we'd like to send this next song out in honor of the late great Frank Zappa,
that is who we wrote this song for
Crowd cheers quietly
Woody: Well thats kind of a pissy response.... He said Frank Zappa.
Crowd: cheers louder
Woody: Thank you, thank you.
We don't say much between songs,
we just stand here and look stupid.
Woody: (after Mr. Big)
That about does it for the easy listening part
of the show, now, now we are gonna fuckin' rock
You guys ready back there Brody? We are recording
so we have to wait for 'em to flip the tape.
Just scream allot and act like we are worth a fuck,
if you would. Thanks.
Yeah, someday we might here somethin' from
well thanks folks, Damn! Last week ahh,
we all lost a dear friend with Jerry Garcia
leavin' us so ahh, so tonight we want to
play some in his honor, hope you guys enjoy it.
Thank ya very much folks, and welcome to Gov't Mule.
Its not an event, its a state of mind.
"So I'm here playin' and I smell this smell.
I don't know, I'm not sure what it is but I got
this sneaking suspicions that it ain't legal
<cop car noises> this could be you."
Allen Woody on the three string bass over
there. Shake it but don't break it.
I'd swap the other string for a joint.
This is Matt Abts back here playin' the
hell out of the drums, for ya.
Possibly the worlds best drummer.
Possibly. Probably. This is Warren Haynes
singin', lead vocals, lead Guitar, Warren Haynes
we're Gov't Mule.
Well, there is allot of you guys out there for
a school night, huh? We'll have to rock that
ass then, huh?
Every time we come to this fuckin' town
you come and see us and we thank ya.
so we'd like to tell everybody that ah...
we have a brand new live record that just
just came out a couple of months ago. Its
called Live at Roseland Ballroom, and if you
can't find it at the stores we have it here
tonight if you want to buy it tonight. If
you don't want to buy it tonight you can order
it and buy it later. If you don't want to do
that you can tape it off your friend, we really
don't give a fuck... know what I'm sayin' but
we just want you to listen to it.
Allen: Playin' the fuck! out the damn drum!
(few seconds later)
Allen: Boys and girls, thats fuckin' rock-n- roll there for your ass
to feature Matt A
next song for ya (low cheer from crowd)
We'd like to feature Matt A
on this next song for ya (louder cheer
from crowd) thank you.
Woody: We thought somethin' was wrong with the PA, fuck!
Actually we feature Matt on about every song,
but we feature him even more on this one.
Woody: Actually Matt feature himself but....
How 'bout a hand out there for Big Sugar and for Chris Duarte.
Thats it? C'mon these bands are great, man. Sshhit.
Fuckin' rock you on a cold night.
Thats fine fuckin' drummin' folks, C'mon
....Allen Woody 11-13-1997
Give us second we'ere learnin' this
song, hold on. OK we got it.
Alright the hard cores are stayin' late,
right... to get the ass whomped
It takes a second to finely tune the new
mule tools, hold on, we'll be with ya.
Kinda cool ain't it, just kinda come out to a
field and play some rock 'n roll. Change guitars,
fuck around a little ya know...
.Allen Woody 06-09-1998
Give us a second to learn this thing,
and we'll play it for ya
.Allen Woody 09-22-99
Can we get funky for ya? One time?
I've been workin', I've been workin' SO hard
Allen Woody-Allen Woody-Allen Woody
on the base-on the base-on the base....
<Fans hollaring song titles>
This ain't request night, ya know.
But we'll try and play some stuff that you like, ok?
"What a great night for some great jams, huh?!?"
Allen Woody 1999 Christmas Jam.
You have some more? Send them to me, and Ill post them