If you
don't dig the blues, you got a hole in your soul
.... Albert
King
Ya know,
were warming up now, I mean
well
burn your asses up here in a minute
if youd
give us a second.
.Allen
Woody
I guess you
kind of noticed ah, we're
kind of like the Allman
Brothers. We
take our
time in between songs, so play
some pool
or fuck around, we'll be back
in 20
minutes, or 20 seconds.
...Allen
Woody
Like Steven
Wright said, If you fuck
someones
brains out, who would know?
Dickey Betts
We're gonna play ya some disco
music, Gov't Mule Style.
...Allen
Woody 01-20-1995
(right before the encore)
Let us hear
ya, ya know?
If not
then, fuck ya we're leavin'
... Allen
Woody
You'd
better be rasin' some hell
if you want
to hear some music.
I mean all
kinds of fuckin' hell
.Allen
Woody
We're Gov't Mule, and thanks for comin'
out.
Now We'll
kick your ass some more, stay right there.
.Allen
Woody
That about
does it for that easy listening
shit. Now
we are gonna, get on with it.
....Allen
Woody 08-23-95
Thanks
Folks, we're fuckin' with ya
we're not gonna play no more.
....Allen
Woody 08-23-1995
we are
collectively know as Gov't Mule and
your out on
a Sunday night, a school night,
huh?. Cool, thanks.
We'll write notes for
ya, if ya need it. Matt,
see Matt after the..
Stain He'll
write you a note for your teacher.
Right
Stain?
.Allen
Woody
we'd like
to send this next song out in honor of the late great Frank Zappa,
that is who
we wrote this song for
Crowd
cheers quietly
Woody: Well
thats kind of a pissy
response.... He said Frank Zappa.
Crowd:
cheers louder
Woody:
Thank you, thank you.
We don't
say much between songs,
we just
stand here and look stupid.
.Allen
Woody
CB muthafuckin'
Woody:
(after Mr. Big)
That about
does it for the easy listening part
of the
show, now, now we are gonna fuckin'
rock
Warren:
You guys
ready back there Brody? We are recording
so we have
to wait for 'em to flip the tape.
Woody:
Just scream
allot and act like we are worth a fuck,
if you
would. Thanks.
Warren:
Yeah,
someday we might here somethin' from
CB muthafuckin'
well thanks
folks, Damn! Last week ahh,
we all lost
a dear friend with Jerry Garcia
leavin'
us so ahh, so tonight we want to
play some
in his honor, hope you guys enjoy it.
.Allen
Woody
Thank ya very much folks, and welcome to Gov't
Mule.
Its not
an event, its a state of mind.
....Warren
Haynes
"So
I'm here playin' and I smell this smell.
I don't
know, I'm not sure what it is but I got
this
sneaking suspicions that it ain't legal
<cop car
noises> this could be you."
.Allen
Woody
[
Allen Woody
on the three string bass over
there.
Shake it but don't break it.
[Woody]
I'd swap
the other string for a joint.
This is
Matt Abts back here playin'
the
hell out
of the drums, for ya.
[
Possibly
the worlds best drummer.
[Woddy]
Possibly.
Probably. This
is Warren Haynes
singin',
lead vocals, lead Guitar, Warren Haynes
we're Gov't Mule.
Well, there
is allot of you guys out there for
a school
night, huh? We'll have to rock that
ass then,
huh?
.Allen
Woody
Every time
we come to this fuckin' town
you come
and see us and we thank ya.
....Allen Woody
so we'd
like to tell everybody that ah...
we have a
brand new live record that just
just came
out a couple of months ago. Its
called Live
at Roseland Ballroom, and if you
can't find
it at the stores we have it here
tonight if
you want to buy it tonight. If
you don't
want to buy it tonight you can order
it and buy
it later. If you don't want to do
that you
can tape it off your friend, we really
don't give
a fuck... know what I'm sayin' but
we just
want you to listen to it.
....Warren Haynes
Haynes:
Matt A
Allen: Playin' the fuck! out the damn drum!
(few
seconds later)
Allen: Boys
and girls, thats fuckin'
rock-n- roll there for your ass
Warren:
We'd like
to feature Matt A
next song
for ya (low cheer from crowd)
I said,
We'd like to feature Matt A
on this
next song for ya (louder cheer
from crowd)
thank you.
Woody: We
thought somethin' was wrong with the PA, fuck!
Actually we
feature Matt on about every song,
but we
feature him even more on this one.
Woody:
Actually Matt feature himself but....
Pygmy
starts......
How 'bout a hand out there for Big Sugar and for Chris Duarte.
Woody:
Thats it? C'mon these bands are great, man. Sshhit.
Fuckin'
rock you on a cold night.
11-12-1997
Thats
fine fuckin' drummin'
folks, C'mon
....Allen
Woody 11-13-1997
Give us
second we'ere learnin' this
song, hold
on. OK we got it.
....Allen
Woody
Alright the
hard cores are stayin' late,
right...
to get the ass whomped
...Allen
Woody
It takes a
second to finely tune the new
mule
tools, hold on, we'll be with ya.
....Allen
Woody
Kinda
cool ain't it, just kinda
come out to a
field and
play some rock 'n roll. Change guitars,
fuck around
a little ya know...
.Allen
Woody 06-09-1998
Give us a
second to learn this thing,
and we'll
play it for ya
.Allen
Woody 09-22-99
Can we get
funky for ya? One time?
.Allen
Woody
I've been workin', I've
been workin' SO hard
Allen
Woody-Allen Woody-Allen Woody
on the
base-on the base-on the base....
... Warren
Haynes
<Fans hollaring song titles>
This ain't request night, ya know.
<crowd chuckles>
But we'll
try and play some stuff that you like, ok?
... Allen
Woody
"What a great night for some great jams,
huh?!?"
Allen Woody 1999 Christmas Jam.
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